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tzor
03-13-2007, 03:42 PM
Cool Mini or Not seems to have their database down, can't even get to the main page.

Does anyone have any news?
Are their forums up?
Does anyone have a direct link to their forums? (Never needed it before)Thanks

Sculpta the squig
03-13-2007, 04:00 PM
Answers:

1. No I don't think anyone has.

2. No they are not.

3. http://www.coolminiornot.com/forums but i warn you it doesen't work.

Squig

Duende
03-13-2007, 04:23 PM
Yeah, I noticed them being down this morning, figured it was another one of their glitches again.

Sorry I don't have any news, are I have are olds.

:D

wiccanpony
03-13-2007, 04:41 PM
:ahhhhh: don't look at "me".......I didn't break CMON, bend it yes, break it no. I can't even get to the Freak Bar for a drink!!!!! soooooooo dry

Duende
03-13-2007, 04:54 PM
Well, Donna you'll just have to make due at the Wyrd Bar. It's less crowded and more clean here. And it doesn't seem Nathan's around manning the bar much, so we should be able to sneak around and break into "the good stuff".

Shhhhhh......! ;)

:cheers:

Maestro
03-13-2007, 05:33 PM
Weird, I was browsing CMON this afternoon.. But now it's down indeed..

Still, it wasn't me!

EricJ
03-13-2007, 05:35 PM
it was all me, my ranking slipped a little and in a fit of rage I killed it...My bad

;)

wiccanpony
03-13-2007, 06:36 PM
Well, Donna you'll just have to make due at the Wyrd Bar. It's less crowded and more clean here. And it doesn't seem Nathan's around manning the bar much, so we should be able to sneak around and break into "the good stuff".

Shhhhhh......! ;)

:cheers:



:laugh: kicking back, putting feet up on the coffee table........resting with a tall cool frost girlie drink with a crazy straw..sllllllerppppppp ahhhhhhhhhhhhh refreshing, now to figure out where the Playgirl magazines are hidden. ;)

cdukino
03-13-2007, 07:07 PM
ow I want into the Wyrd freakbar. I managed to break the 1000 posts barrier here. Still a way to go for freaking on cmon. I'll bring the magazines ;) And preferably a nude model... well for life drawing and sculpting classes ofcourse ;) The mags alone don't cut it for that. When I'm hanging around at the bar I might as well make it usefull :)

Or maybe a male 1000+ posting wyrdo for that.... joehoo....... Eric , could you come over to the bar for a moment please. (only fair as he admitted breaking cmon)

Duende
03-13-2007, 08:03 PM
I believe other freak Wyrdos are Vike, Ritual, vince, and FF. Maybe a group picture?

(Where's the official memberlist anyways?)

Hey, Donna, stop hogging all of those! And put down those scissors, your not cutting out your favorites!

:vb_devil:

Avelorn
03-14-2007, 06:08 AM
I think somebody found the little red button... :o

Ritual
03-14-2007, 06:14 AM
Are you saying I wasn't supposed to push that button? :hmmmm:

Avelorn
03-14-2007, 06:25 AM
Yeah.. possibly because it said "Don't push"

Ritual
03-14-2007, 06:34 AM
Come on!! Everyone knows that's ACTUALLY a suggestion to PUSH the button! Reversed psychology, you know...

Avelorn
03-14-2007, 06:37 AM
Ah.. cheers! That's good to keep in mind with emergency exit signs!

I have figured it out with trafficlights though...

Ritual
03-14-2007, 06:41 AM
Stop signs and speed limits are other common examples, and those signs that say "Authorized personnel only!".

Maestro
03-14-2007, 06:48 AM
I thought speed limit signs were cumulative??

Eastern Front Studios
03-14-2007, 07:34 AM
Big Mean Elf captured Chern thats my guess ;)

vincegamer
03-14-2007, 08:02 AM
One day in fencing the team captain was late for practice.
When asked for an explanation he said: "you know those signs on the doors in the library that say do not open, alarm will sound? Well they're not lying."

GunjiNoKanrei
03-14-2007, 09:34 AM
Big Mean Elf captured Chern thats my guess ;)
:laugh: That's a good one! Definitely what I needed to brighten up a stressy day at the office.

wiccanpony
03-14-2007, 01:29 PM
Day two...........no CMON.......wandering around in a withdrawal dazz, whimper whine sob.....and I hate to say it, but I'm tired of looking at all the buff Spartans on the "300" website. It's got to be the look but don't touch thingie.

EricJ
03-14-2007, 02:18 PM
I used to miss cmon when it was down, but honestly now I don't seem to miss it. Again...I blame Nathan

Duende
03-14-2007, 03:13 PM
Ahh... so that's Eric's secret! Blame Nathan for everything!

http://www.caughtatwork.net/demotivations/images/scapegoat.jpg

:mad:

It's all your fault Nathan! ...CMON, ....global warming, ....the falling stock prices in Asia, ...DrEvilMonki being a weenie.... ALL of it!




;)

demi_morgana
03-14-2007, 03:27 PM
hmmm... another day without cmon...
strange but until now I've never missed that e-bay linker... eee... site I mean :)

matty1001
03-14-2007, 03:40 PM
Will people get a credit refund if the eBay auctions arn't available?

Duende
03-14-2007, 04:40 PM
Has anyone noticed supervike's been MIA too? :privateey

Maybe vike is really a complex IA program spawned from all the personalities that inhabit CMON, and now that it's out-of-comission, so is he!! :eek:

(It certainly would explain his internet onmipresence.)

:idea:

Wren
03-14-2007, 04:58 PM
Hm, I think you're on to something Duende, very suspicious indeed!

Ritual
03-14-2007, 05:04 PM
But if Supervike is a product of the CMON system, how can he be a member here? :hmmmm: Unless, of course, Wyrd is in fact also a product of CMON and that means that Nathan is too!!

vincegamer
03-14-2007, 05:16 PM
scary spoonerisms there Michelle.

(he's an Internal Affairs program? don't even get me started on him bein onyoupresent)

demi_morgana
03-14-2007, 06:18 PM
Will people get a credit refund if the eBay auctions arn't available?

I think yes - they've already given me back credits (twice IIRC) so there's a hope ;)

GunjiNoKanrei
03-14-2007, 06:27 PM
But if Supervike is a product of the CMON system, how can he be a member here? :hmmmm: Unless, of course, Wyrd is in fact also a product of CMON and that means that Nathan is too!!

No no no, that's called hostile takeover ... think the program "Supervike" invading the Wyrd system. ;)

matty1001
03-14-2007, 06:34 PM
Isn't vikey off on a 'work' trip, i vagely remember him mentioning something. Hence the IP date being moved forward.

Drake Farstrider
03-14-2007, 07:46 PM
Its weird I have been away from CMON for a while and I decided yesterday to see what was going on, when I could not get onto the site, I was not all that sad.

Eastern Front Studios
03-14-2007, 09:49 PM
((somewhere in CMON headquarters a teletype comes through))

gentlemen you're domination of the miniature painting community in this blackout period has indeed gained us more unsuspecting followers worldwide.STOP

continue on as planned.STOP

GW High Council

Frustrated Father
03-14-2007, 09:51 PM
But if Supervike is a product of the CMON system, how can he be a member here? :hmmmm: Unless, of course, Wyrd is in fact also a product of CMON and that means that Nathan is too!!

I resent that. Don't make me have Eric find the servers and bash them too instead of just hitting the little red button.

Funny enough, when we started up you wouldn't believe the fit people had over Wyrd being based out of Atlanta, GA. same spawning grounds of New Wave Games (and CMON and Dark Age) and how many people were quick to swear me off because they thought we were another venture by NWG.

EricJ
03-14-2007, 10:09 PM
I resent that. Don't make me have Eric find the servers and bash them too instead of just hitting the little red button.

Funny enough, when we started up you wouldn't believe the fit people had over Wyrd being based out of Atlanta, GA. same spawning grounds of New Wave Games (and CMON and Dark Age) and how many people were quick to swear me off because they thought we were another venture by NWG.

wait? you're not?

oh, I don't think the cmon servers are near me...but the Google, Yahoo, and Ebay ones certainly are...if anyone has a grudge against any of them :D

supervike
03-14-2007, 11:03 PM
you know the way I found CMoN originally was when I was looking for a place to complain about New Wave Games....Irony at its finest.

I am not a product of any system...as far as I know. I think I am real.

but the supervike virus does explain much....

Eastern Front Studios
03-14-2007, 11:18 PM
lol thats pretty funny Vikey..I guess we can compare little metal men to nicotene and caffein..once we start its hard to stop ;)

Duende
03-14-2007, 11:53 PM
Hmm, so if I have this all straight then...

CMON is down due to button mashing by Eric which caused the super-virus "supervike" to malfunction, while men with tiny men fetishes are believing that everything Atlantian is a produst of the Great NWG conspiracy to create crappy customer service everywhere whilst consuming vast amounts of nicotine and caffiene... and it all Nathan's fault.

OK, I'll buy it!

:thumb:

TAB Studio
03-15-2007, 12:23 AM
Its back up now

supervike
03-15-2007, 01:18 AM
So, it comes back up as soon as I resurface.

This isn't going to help those rumors for me, is it....

Eastern Front Studios
03-15-2007, 01:45 AM
looks closer to see if Borg has assimilated Vikey

supervike
03-15-2007, 02:07 AM
resistance is futile.

Hinton
03-15-2007, 05:11 AM
So, it comes back up as soon as I resurface.

This isn't going to help those rumors for me, is it....

No, Vike, it won't.

Hmm, so if I have this all straight then...

CMON is down due to button mashing by Eric which caused the super-virus "supervike" to malfunction, while men with tiny men fetishes are believing that everything Atlantian is a produst of the Great NWG conspiracy to create crappy customer service everywhere whilst consuming vast amounts of nicotine and caffiene... and it all Nathan's fault.

OK, I'll buy it!

:thumb:

Works for me.

Duende
03-15-2007, 10:36 AM
looks closer to see if Borg has assimilated Vikey
resistance is futile.

I laughed my @$$ off at that!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: