Need translation ...

[Frustrated Father]

Hey folks,

I've got something going on right now that I need multiple translations for. If you can translate, fluently and in the proper dialect, please contact me privately. The languages that I'm still in need for are:

Finnish
Norwegian
Swedish
Portuguese
German

Remember, fluent language use. I can do web translations, but honestly, some things just don't translate well, such as from English to French, that's the damndest language every IMO when it comes to translating.

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Nathan

[Frustrated Father]

Oh, and I need Danish as well.

I have been contacted or have already had translated, French, Dutch, Spanish, Swedish and German.

Thank you.

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Nathan

[Duende]

I wish I could help you out FF, but I'm only partly fluent in English and mostly fluent in Gibberish.

:blah:

[marineboy]

Get my pm, FF? :)

[Celtic Lilly]

OoooooOoooooOhh! Me thinks the Wyrd online shop is about to get opened. Right, right??

[Frustrated Father]

Finnish
Norweigan
Portuguese

Last three languages I need (well, don't really 'need').

*DING*

Celtic Lilly hit it on the head. What I'm doing, where, how, when - not saying quite yet.

:D

[green stuff]

I can do web translations, but honestly, some things just don't translate well, such as from English to French, that's the damndest language ever IMO when it comes to translating.
I've had quite a few laughs with Russian and Japanese :P. And to my great regret, I've never been able to master German :(.

[Mosch]

I've had quite a few laughs with Russian and Japanese :P. And to my great regret, I've never been able to master German :(.


HA! Neither were most Germans. Half of German is English, the other half wrong German. Nobody can write correctly anymore, nobody understands "true" German anymore. There are people who constantly write "fantasy" instead of "Phantasie" and accuse ME of being wrong! People take the ballistic approach to spaces when they write - let's just add some for shit and giggles! There is no "Rind Fleisch Suppe", it is GODDAM "RINDFLEISCHSUPPE". Also, we still have the ß! NOT EVERY GODDAM ß CAN BE SUBSTITUTED BY A DOUBLE S! ALSO, LEARN HOW TO USE COMMAS!

Excuse me, my blood pressure is too high.

[Duende]

An angry German? ..woulda never thought it possible! ;)

Anyway, Mosch, just think of it as evolution. All languages change over time, I'm pretty sure English as we know it isn't the same as it was 500 years ago.

BTW, by heritage, I'm a typical American mutt, but I'm mostly German, via Pennsylvania Dutch from both sides of my family. :listen: (So don't take the German comment personally!)

[Mosch]

I know I'm a spelling Nazi. But that change in our language is no evolution, it is an inspiration for corporal punishment. I can understand when turkish people use turkish words because they forgot the german one. No problem. I can understand that some people make a mistake or two when they write - maybe they were writing too fast and just overlooked it. But I hate it when people refuse to learn their own language, their mother tongue for god's sake, and I hate it when they rape my language because they are stupid idiots who can not bring themselves to use their rotten brains to memorize a few basic grammar rules which, used whenever appropriate, would make them look like they were actually able to articulate themselves.

If I go on with this, I'll be chewing through the table soon.